TIDE to Play Frosh, Scout Team, and Select "TIDE PRIDE" Contributors Against Curry, Georgia State

In a stunning move, THE University of ALABAMA has announced that the scout team will start Thursday night's game against Georgia State. The Georgia State game, against a squad coached by former ALABAMA Coach Bill Curry, will be televised by ESPNU.

THE University went on to say that MANY freshmen will also play, eventually giving way to some highly-privileged upper-echelon "TIDE PRIDE" members who still have eligibility.

Average Estimated Score: ALABAMA 84, Georgia State 0