Some advice:
When you are an offensive genius, you get a job in the NFL. When you get a job in the NFL, you lose games.
When you lose games, you take a job at Arkansas. When you live in Arkansas, you get bored.
When you get bored, you go looking for strange. When you go looking for strange, you find strange.
When you find strange, you take it for a ride on your motorcycle.
When you take strange for a ride on your motorcycle, she reaches around and grabs your junk.
When she grabs your junk, you wreck your motorcycle.
When you wreck your motorcycle, you end up at a press conference in a neck brace.
Don't end up at a press conference in a neck brace...switch from cable and upgrade to DirecTV.
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